As I write, my dog Coco gazes at me soulfully in a bid to wrangle a bite of my peanut butter sandwich or, even better, the whole sandwich. This cute yet parasitical behavior is typical. In fact, after some weeks of close association, I have come to realize that Coco exhibits not only the skills but also the personality traits of a cybercriminal:

Coco, my dog.
  • She tracks my every move and knows when she's most likely to get a treat, just as scammers prepare for phishing attacks by learning about a business's vendors, billing systems, and "even the CEO's style of communication Adobe PDF file formatOff-site link."
  • She leaps at opportunities—butter on a counter, an open dishwasher—just as scammers are leaping at the chance to steal Economic Impact Payments, as Take On Payments reported in early May.
  • She balances work and reward. Coco knows the difference between kibble and mozzarella cheese and differentiates her efforts accordingly. In trainer lingo, the mozzarella is a "high-value treat," analogous to the personal information a criminal might be able to obtain via health care and Medicare fraudOff-site link.
  • She repeats successful tactics, like counter surfing. Similarly, perpetrators of the "grandparent scamOff-site link" know that what worked with imaginary bachelor parties in 2019 will work with imaginary emergency hospitalizations in 2020.
  • She's persistent. Again and again, she noses my hand away from my keyboard. Eventually, a treat or walk will ensue. Again and again, scammers email fraudulent COVID-19 cures and investment opportunitiesOff-site link in the hope of eventual success.
  • She adapts. How can she get the treat? Sit? Lie down? Roll over? Sit again? Criminal enterprises continually experiment and adjust, for example, by changing the threat of shut-off in the "classic utility scamOff-site link" to an offering of discounts on utility bills.
  • She's adorable. Every dog is, but trust me, Coco is especially adorable, just like the photo in a phishing email posing as an appeal from a worthy charity Adobe PDF file formatOff-site link.
  • She is utterly unconcerned with the needs and preferences of others: the criminal mind at work.

No doggy day care. No walker. Me and Coco, 24/7. Did I mention that she's adorable?

It you sight any of these doggy behaviors, you can report coronavirus-related complaints to the Justice Department National Center for Disaster FraudOff-site link.